President Ahmadinejad and US foreign Policy.
This is a research paper on how US foreign policy is going to be changed or influenced by the coming presidential elections in US. Whether it is a democrat or a republican president, we are going to see fundamental changes in US foreign policy toward President Ahmadinejad administration in Iran.
This research paper uses the classified US state department documents which has not been released to the public yet. Mr. Ray Takeyeh from CFR or "The Council on Foreign Relation" has provided valuable information on US foreign policy for our research. Mr. Takeyeh is also a key advisor to President Bush on relations with Iran.
Funding for this paper is provided by Rockefeler foundation. Additional funding has also been provided by Mr. George Soros from "Open Democracy Foundation'.
Our research has been conducted with Rand Corp. Additional historical resources has been provided by the Hoover Institution with Stanford University, Palo Alto, California.
This research is based on the theoretical model provided by "Clash of Civilization" article written by Mr Huntington. The model describes the clash between Islam and christianity.
Additional field research has been carried out in New York City. Field research is based on three American families with different political affiliations. We have used an American family with democratic voting record. The second family has a Republican voting record. The third American family is also Republican but has American Southern origin affiliated with Jerry Farwel and the christian right movement within the Republican party. The subjects were given a test and asked to respond to the questions posed. The response by these three American families to the test determines the US foreign policy toward President Ahamadinejad adminstration in Iran.
Field Study in New York with Three American Families:
You're walking down a deserted street in New York with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, you see two people are lying on the ground and President Ahmadinejad is holding a big club and talking to a third person. President Ahmadinejad has beaten with the club a British tourist and a Saudi Sheik on the head, who are lying on the ground. President Ahmadinejad is also talking to a Jewish Rabbi and is trying to rob him.
President Ahmadinejad suddenly turns around and sees you.
He gets scared of seeing you and starts running toward you with his Club in one hand and a big knife in another hand. He comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife,and charges at you.
You are carrying a Winchester cal 40 and you are an expert shot.You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
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Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does Ahmadinejad look poor? Or oppressed?
Is he a legal immigrant or is an "Undocumented Alien"?
Did he apply for amnesty for "illegal immigrants"?
Is Ahmadinejad gay or lesbian? Is he an arab, jew or Middle eastern?
Is he a moderate or an Islamic fundamentalist?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
What does the law say about this situation?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does
this send to society and to my children?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have more police officers on the streets, ban kitchen knife's and clubs, have Strict "GunControl" legislation, repeal the "Second Amendment" and issue a statement saying that we never forget "Hitler and Jews".
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Republican's Answer:
BANG!
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Southerner' Republican's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG!
*Click* .... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! *Click*
Daughter: "Nice shot. Daddy are you out of ammunition?
Son: Can I shoot the next one?
Wife: Darling! Should I get the machine gun from the car?
Husband: No. Darling! Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.
This is a research paper on how US foreign policy is going to be changed or influenced by the coming presidential elections in US. Whether it is a democrat or a republican president, we are going to see fundamental changes in US foreign policy toward President Ahmadinejad administration in Iran.
This research paper uses the classified US state department documents which has not been released to the public yet. Mr. Ray Takeyeh from CFR or "The Council on Foreign Relation" has provided valuable information on US foreign policy for our research. Mr. Takeyeh is also a key advisor to President Bush on relations with Iran.
Funding for this paper is provided by Rockefeler foundation. Additional funding has also been provided by Mr. George Soros from "Open Democracy Foundation'.
Our research has been conducted with Rand Corp. Additional historical resources has been provided by the Hoover Institution with Stanford University, Palo Alto, California.
This research is based on the theoretical model provided by "Clash of Civilization" article written by Mr Huntington. The model describes the clash between Islam and christianity.
Additional field research has been carried out in New York City. Field research is based on three American families with different political affiliations. We have used an American family with democratic voting record. The second family has a Republican voting record. The third American family is also Republican but has American Southern origin affiliated with Jerry Farwel and the christian right movement within the Republican party. The subjects were given a test and asked to respond to the questions posed. The response by these three American families to the test determines the US foreign policy toward President Ahamadinejad adminstration in Iran.
Field Study in New York with Three American Families:
You're walking down a deserted street in New York with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, you see two people are lying on the ground and President Ahmadinejad is holding a big club and talking to a third person. President Ahmadinejad has beaten with the club a British tourist and a Saudi Sheik on the head, who are lying on the ground. President Ahmadinejad is also talking to a Jewish Rabbi and is trying to rob him.
President Ahmadinejad suddenly turns around and sees you.
He gets scared of seeing you and starts running toward you with his Club in one hand and a big knife in another hand. He comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife,and charges at you.
You are carrying a Winchester cal 40 and you are an expert shot.You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
.................................................. ...............
Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does Ahmadinejad look poor? Or oppressed?
Is he a legal immigrant or is an "Undocumented Alien"?
Did he apply for amnesty for "illegal immigrants"?
Is Ahmadinejad gay or lesbian? Is he an arab, jew or Middle eastern?
Is he a moderate or an Islamic fundamentalist?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
What does the law say about this situation?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does
this send to society and to my children?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have more police officers on the streets, ban kitchen knife's and clubs, have Strict "GunControl" legislation, repeal the "Second Amendment" and issue a statement saying that we never forget "Hitler and Jews".
.................................................. ..............
Republican's Answer:
BANG!
.................................................. .............
Southerner' Republican's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG!
*Click* .... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! *Click*
Daughter: "Nice shot. Daddy are you out of ammunition?
Son: Can I shoot the next one?
Wife: Darling! Should I get the machine gun from the car?
Husband: No. Darling! Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.
3 comments:
When Arabs attacked Iran around 1400 years ago and forced Islam to Iranians, there was no nation called Afghan to my knowledge. Otherwise please provide reliable evidence.
Also to my knowledge the first parts of that webpage about Ahmaghinedjat and Bush seem right.
However, the letter of Iranian King lived 1400 years ago to Ahmaghinejat is a joke and you shouldnt confuse readers by mixing facts and jokes.
Many institutions limit access to their online information. Making this information available will be an asset to all.
Please correct your spelling. It is spelt - Zoroastrianism and after speaking to several academics, some of your sources and words are false.
Of course the Arab conquest had goals of turning Non-Islamic land into Islamic land. Only after this failed was an unfair tax system for non-muslims - 'jizya' introduced, and later social distrimination laws in terms of making non-muslims dress differently, travel differently, different legal consequences etc. I am not looking for a heated debate but your work made me angry.
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